two limes, please.

you betchurass it is, we both know that I don’t have that type of coordination, and that you’d look way better with that ‘stache.

three of my absolute favorite people are en route to our house right this minute. they’re the best kinda guests too: the type that catch wind of you cleaning prior to their arrival and are all “ummm, why?!”. the sort that are down for whatever and have actually made zero requests, leaving it up to you and chance…

so much food is scheduled. we’re color run-ning on Saturday. there’s enough room in our apartment for all of us to be in different rooms at the same time. I get to show off this amazing city. there will be much drinking, and even more laughter.

4:05pm, please hurry.

5tickyheels:

mildlyamused:

Andy Samberg’s speech at Harvard Class Day 2012 (x)

(via annperkins)

love ridin’ in the first car.

sorry, but my family »> yours. I just got the most random, completely hilarious and goofy, surprising package from my CA crew. I would explain the stuff, but they’re all such you-had-to-be-theres, and you weren’t. except the Kinders bbq sauce, becuz you damn well should know about that ish.

finding brand name lowfat cinnamon grahams (in a city otherwise completely devoid of them) ON SALE is something to smile about…shocking, another food post.

fact: it is never too early for string cheese.